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Joke of the Day

"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."

"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked."

"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."

"An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, ""Why do you have boobs on your back?"" The camel replies, ""Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."""

"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"

"Knock knock Who's there? Dexter Dexter, who? Dexter halls with boughs holly!"

"Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal."

"If you tweet about orthopedic shoes enough, you don't even need to write ""No DMs"" in your bio."

"It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... ""Nobody will find him there"" She thought as she walked."

"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"