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Joke of the Day

"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."

"Poor handicapped guy on the train forgot to put the breaks on his wheel chair. It was like watching the Pinball Wizard."

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say... Orange is the new black."

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"For our first date, we'll dump a Crayola 64 box onto the floor, and put them back from worst to favorite."

"Why can't Armenians drive? Because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss"

"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the idiots house. Knock knock....Who's there.....The Chicken"