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Joke of the Day

"A girl called me ""sir"" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times."

"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""

"I'm in the Guinness book. Not the world records one, the one at the brewery that's says which people are not allowed back."

"What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business The Book of Job"

"I did a survey and asked 5 women what kind of clothing brand they preferred. The 5 responded: ""How the hell did you get into my house?"""

"I call bs on the Ninja Turtles having those ripped abs. No way you could do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me Ive tried."

"Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern."

"What do grammar nazis order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior"

"The thing about eating broken cookies is there's no way to know how many you had. ""You ate the whole ba-"" THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW."

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."