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Joke of the Day
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."
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"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"
"I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl."
"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."
"Knock knock... A: Knock, knock! B: Who's there? A: The Interrupting Cow. B: The Interrupt-- A: MOOOOOOOO!!"
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"
"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"
"My girlfriend said she's disgusted that I pick my nose so much. I just blew it, didn't I?"
"A guy walks out from home... I bet you were waiting for a small line of text. Here ya go."
"Helmholtz Resonators made out of Lampshades, Company name is Silence of the Lamps"