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Joke of the Day
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."
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"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."
"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"
"My phone died... There won't be any service."
"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."
"I always arrive late at the office... ... But I make up for it by leaving early."
"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""