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Joke of the Day

"Dad Joke: Help! There's a letter coming out of the water! It's an emerging 'C'."

"What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment. AY!"

"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"

"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."

"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."

"Tell me more about how awful dubstep is, generation that celebrated disco."

"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships."