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Joke of the Day

"What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment. AY!"

"My parents and teachers told me I could be whatever I wanted to be but I'm 28 years old now and I'm still not a crime-fighting mermaid :("

"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."

"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"

"One thing I've learned about getting older is that not everything is as how it appears. Or I need new glasses. Again."

"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"

"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."

"Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest."

"What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions? DirecTV (Say it aloud)"

"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"