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Joke of the Day
"What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships."
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"Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do"
"If You're every attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."
"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."
"My girlfriend can manipulate the muscles in her fanny to make a shag feel like a blowjob. Ironically, when she uses the muscles in her mouth, she sounds like a twat."
"I'm going to rehab I realized I need help when I stuck my dick in coke and my razor in a hooker"
"What do pizzas and blow jobs have in common... Even when there a bit shit, there still pretty fucking good."
"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."
"What do you call a group of crows? The end of season 5."
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."