153785
Joke of the Day
"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"
Next Joke
"As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table... Why did the elephant cross the road?   Because he farted!"
"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""
"They say us men all think with our dicks... but all I want is a woman who will blow my mind."
"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."
"I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y'all."
"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."
"The Government Don't lie.. Don't cheat. Dont steal. Don't sell drugs. Don't kill. The Government Hates Competition"
"What does Donald Trump say when he's mad? There'll be hell toupee!"