201490

Joke of the Day

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off!"

"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"

"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."

"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."

"Women love to say ""sexy AF"" or ""hot AF"" on Twitter .... If I'd known being in the Air Force was that hot...I'd have stayed in !"

"*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* ""Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"""

"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"

"Dad said he met my stepmom outside a strip club... ""But Dad, you said you met her on a golf course!"" ""Exactly. We weren't inside a strip club."""

"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."

"Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?"