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Joke of the Day
"Tell me more about how awful dubstep is, generation that celebrated disco."
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"how to know if a thin girl is anorexic? she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got two tickets to the Cuckold Convention? His wife ended up taking someone else."
"Ain't no party like a dyslexic party Cause a dyslexic party don't pots."
"[speaking very loudly to no one trying to impress someone nearby] Man what am I going to do with all these hens"
"Hamlet gets a cough So, Hamlet is admitted to a hospital for a cough. He asks the doctors: ""TB or not TB"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss"
"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"
"Why do mountains make people laugh? Because they're hill-areas!"
"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."