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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about being a rollerblader? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."

"I got told at church last Sunday that I should love my neighbour as I love myself. He wasn't very happy when I tried to wank him off."

"I believe that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs."

"Hiphop cereal idea: Ludacrisp"

"""Name him Mufasa, it means ""king"" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face."" Simba's grandparents were the real villains."

"Job interview HR: What's your best asset? Me: I have an excellent memory. HR: Give me an example. Me: Of what?"

"What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow? Mufasa."

"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""

"How does a hacker speak with bread? He uses wheat speak."