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Joke of the Day

"Job interview HR: What's your best asset? Me: I have an excellent memory. HR: Give me an example. Me: Of what?"

"The Flash series must be really good... ...too bad everything happens too fast."

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !"

"MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves! FOX: What's next, thought crimes? CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""

"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"