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Joke of the Day

"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""

"Where do Dutch sheep go at night? TO SHLEEP! :D"

"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."

"Interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist."

"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."

"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"

"Why is Jesus Christ so buff? Crossfit"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard."

"You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."