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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow? Mufasa."
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"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"
"My son fell of the couch and said ""I broke my butt!"" So I said ""I get some super glue to fix it."" He said ""ya but it already had a Crack in it!"""
"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."
"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your Mom can't take a joke."
"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"
"Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead."
"In the middle of a really messy divorce, I decided suicide was the only option. I just need to talk her into it now."
"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."