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Joke of the Day
"I just ordered a door bell on Amazon... Shit, how am I gonna know when it gets here?"
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"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""
"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"
"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"
"Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water."
"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"
"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""
"If the TV show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble."
"Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"
"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."