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Joke of the Day
"I just ordered a door bell on Amazon... Shit, how am I gonna know when it gets here?"
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"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne only comes on your face after 12"
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
"What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell"
"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."
"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"
"What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? -Nice belt."