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Joke of the Day
"Hiphop cereal idea: Ludacrisp"
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"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."
"What's a pedophile's favorite writer? dickinson. ^^^sorry."
"The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats. I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast."
"I figured why people make the same noises when they are carrying something and having sex They are both carrying a load."
"A beggar once asked me, ""Any change?"" I said, ""Nope. You're still broke."""
"What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common? You push them to the side and keep eating"
"What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing."
"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"
"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"