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Joke of the Day

"Normal Person (being inconvenienced): I deserve better than this Me (being stabbed w/swords): I'm so sorry for getting blood on your swords"

"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"

"When it comes to sex I'm a bit of a romantic... I only masturbate to the thought of fucking girls in the missionary position."

"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."

"What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? Tuesday"

"Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone."

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked.. ...but that's rare."

"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."

"From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!"

"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."