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Joke of the Day
"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."
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"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""
"Her: In case you're interested, I'm dying. Me: Then I'll only set one place for dinner."
"To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china."
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"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it."
"What's the best part about a hooker dying on you? The second hour's free."
"Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them."