120520
Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."
Next Joke
"Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'"
"What do you get when Italians join ISIS? Baked Yazidi"
"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"
"How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning? If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet."
"I was in Ethiopia and I thought I may as well have a threesome... ...you know - two birds, one stone."
"Why can't you cross the Mexican border in groups of three? There's no tres-passing!"
"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."
"You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral? Poor guy couldn't bereave it."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"