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Joke of the Day

"From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!"

"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!"

"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."

"What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A drowning epileptic."

"Two people sitting in a park. They see 2 women, kissing, and whatsoever. Guy 1: I really like that, should we go up to them? Guy 2: Uh, lets be honest..."

"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."

"Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time."

"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"

"What did the cat... Say to the person? Nothing, because cats don't speak."