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Joke of the Day
"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."
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"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow? Cows are real."
"Did you ever see that movie about constipation? of course not, it never came out."
"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""
"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"
"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"
"Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? Because they're always looking for drains."
"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."
"What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training? Well done."