137271
Joke of the Day
"Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone."
Next Joke
"How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging? Take away it's credit cards."
"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip."
"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"
"What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee? 100% abracadabra"
"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"
"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."
"Eye contact with the McDonald's drive-thru cashier is a shame-filled mistake."
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."