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Joke of the Day

"Do you know which End she was talking about? My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!"

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"I've got a new pet salamander.. I named it Tiny because it is my newt"
"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""
"I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM.. Now we are discussing politics and religion."
"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."
"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
"I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping.."
"I once lost my watch at a party... I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, and punched him in the nose. No one does that to a girl... Not on my watch."
"I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period."
"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."