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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."
Next Joke
"I had sex with Obama last night... And I'd just like to say, let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!"
"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"
"What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe? It's the final condom... Ta da da da..."
"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if you can get 'em in there."
"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"50% of all trending topic tweets are people asking what the trending topic means."
"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"
"Why is everyone always late to Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Anonymous meetings? Because they're all tied up, but coming soon."