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Joke of the Day

"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""

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"Sometimes I see a baby and think ""Aww, I want one!"" Then I find my TV remote in the fridge again and think ""Yeah, maybe I'm not ready."""
"""Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"" says my accountant while rubbing his temples."
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