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Joke of the Day

"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."

"Man: You've been very loyal but it's best we part ways Dog: I don't understand. What's the problem? Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out."

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"

"how long is a chinese name got it ? :D"

"What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish? Cod dam"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it's a hardware problem."

"Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /"

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."

"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"

"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."