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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping.."

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"

"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."

"""Alexander's not so Great"" - younger brother, Steve the Ok"

"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck."

"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."

"What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash? ""It looks like we're going to Neverland."""