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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."
Next Joke
"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"
"What did the pervert get for Christmas? A partial in a pear tree."
"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."
"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."
"How do you keep Trump busy for the rest of his term? Tell him his twitter phone is in the corner of his office."
"On the sixth day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me A gay club and an AR-15."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."
"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"
"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."