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Joke of the Day
"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."
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"The phrase ""Tricky Dick"" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey. Be specific in your usage."
"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""
"You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it."
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"I spilled spot remover on my dog Now he's gone."
"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."
"Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you."
"Why was the salt upset. Because his best friend went to join the peperami."
"Without depression what would white people do for a personality"