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Joke of the Day
"What did the pervert get for Christmas? A partial in a pear tree."
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"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"
"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."
"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."
"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"
"What do you call all of Trump's failed businesses arranged in a circle? Orange"
"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"
"Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna? It's a hit"
"Which year is the most popular? 1969"