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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."
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"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""
"What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say ""hi"" to you at the liquor store"
"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."
"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."
"[Catholic church] *priest hands out ""What To Expect At Your Exorcism"" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything"
"[engineer looking at blueprints] ""Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."""
"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."
"I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch Dont believe me? Just watch"
"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."