137186

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."

"When is a fetus viable? To a Christian, it's the moment of conception. To a Jew, it's when he graduates from medical school. -my mom heard this on the radio"

"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."

"If yesterday was May the Fourth be with you... I guess today is the revenge of the fifth"

"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"

"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."

"people almost never ask me for man advice because 98% of it is ""you should slash his tires"""

"There's a lot to be said for having a long term girlfriend And it's all said by her"

"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."

"If your PMSing wife hands you lemons, you damn well better make lemonade or else she'll stab you & squeeze lemon juice into the open wound."