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Joke of the Day

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

"Wordplay is the fundamental form of a joke... After all, doesn't every joke have a PUNchline?"

"The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus."

"I'm not saying your cat doesn't care about you, I'm saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well"

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases? Chronic delays."

"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."

"If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... They should encourage gay marriage."

"Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache. Nice one, puberty."