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Joke of the Day

"So I Organized a three-way last night... There was a couple of no-shows, but overall, it worked out fine."

"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'."

"- Hi, this is NSA calling. - Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off."

"Bad joke I made up Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska? A nigloo"

"What do you call a bone that disrespects God? A Blasfemur"

"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."

"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"

"What did the redditor say to the other redditor? Yes."