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Joke of the Day

"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"

"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"

"LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help."

"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"

"Did you hear the theme song for new Lego Blade Runner? Everyone's a replicant!!! Everything is cool when nobody's real!"

"So an interviewer asked me a question.. A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmaticsA: Could you give an example?B: Yes, I could"

"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"

"Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? It got pissed off. . (I'll get my coat...)"

"What's up? Up is the Y-axis relative vertical direction opposed to down."

"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help I'm doing my part!"