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Joke of the Day

"LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help."

"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."

"What's a sluts favourite drink? 7 Up in Cider"

"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"

"The ending of ""Romeo and Juliet"" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married."

"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"

"Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina..."

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."