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Joke of the Day

"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"

"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"

"It's pronounced like ""jif."" Yeah, well I don't gif a fuck."

"what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person"

"Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he's a Fungi!"

"Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!"

"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"

"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""

"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"

"The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is by sucking up"