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Joke of the Day

"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"

"It's hard to imagine someone getting any pleasure from beastiality... but that doesn't stop me from trying."

"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."

"Danke for calling Germany. To order beer, press 1. To order weapons, press 2. To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2."

"Whats the V in DVD stand for? Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)"

"""i feel bad for homeless people, BUT"" 9 times out of 10 nothing good comes after this"

"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"

"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."

"Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole"

"ISIS, meet ebola. Ebola, meet ISIS. Problem solved."