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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"
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"Jokes about German sausages... ...are the Wurst"
"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."
"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."
"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."
"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""
"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"
"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard"