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Joke of the Day
"Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? It got pissed off. . (I'll get my coat...)"
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"Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box."
"Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?"
"Dishwasher at work is like my girlfriend... It has everything it needs, but still beeps."
"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."
"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."
"*puts message in a bottle *stares longingly out at sea and throws it in *gets tazed and arrested for littering"
"I went out with one woman who turned out to be an arsonist. I met her on match.com"
"""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Ask your sister!"" ""I don't have a si- Oh."""
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."