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Joke of the Day
"Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? It got pissed off. . (I'll get my coat...)"
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"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
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"Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First third and emergency."
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"I just downloaded more RAM... ...but I still can't play No Man's Sky."