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Joke of the Day
"Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting."
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"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
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"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."
"So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, ""I'll send you the bill."""
"If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""
"Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween? Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*"
"If you drop this book in a pig pen what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths."
"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it? Last Names"