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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it? Last Names"

"My drinking team has a bowling problem."

"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."

"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""

"it's hard to retire if you are in the tire business it seems like you have more work to do."

"If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside? K9P"

"A pen and a pencil race. Who won? The Pencil. He lead from start to finish."

"I've got a great joke Only joking"

"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !"