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Joke of the Day
"If you drop this book in a pig pen what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths."
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"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."
"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."
"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"
"The easiest way to a man's heart? It's between the fourth and fifth ribs"
"'I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond.' - James Bond's mother giving birth"
"Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate."
"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"
"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."
"My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise."