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Joke of the Day
"Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios. If they go off they could spell disaster."
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"A husband says to his wife, ""What would you do if I won Lotto?"" She says, ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent,"" he replies, ""I won $12, here's $6 - now fuck off!"""
"My girlfriend and I are both feminists But I'm better since I'm a guy"
"How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it"
"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"
"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."
"What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit the frogs fingers"""
"Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology."
"What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu? In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend."
"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"