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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"
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"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !"
"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."
"Why is a toothbrush a ""tooth"" brush? Cause it was invented in Alabama! [Inspiration came from the comments](http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825?irpc=932)"
"Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits. Do not eat if seal is broken."
"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"
"I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, and it steel wooden whistle. But then I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!"
"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"
"(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen... Made a King's landing."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired"