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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"
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"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"
"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."
"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"
"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."
"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"
"What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom."
"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."
"Neighbour:How's the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next"
"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"