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Joke of the Day
"Does shaking the vending machine count as working out?"
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"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""
"Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!"
"Wanna hear a joke? Fine Bros."
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."
"[meeting with boss] ""I need you to go back and fix something that broke yesterday."" ""I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TIME MACHINE!"""
"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"
"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"
"How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!"
"Being a ""Hopeless Romantic"" sounds kinda depressing. ""Pull my chair out for me?"" .. ""I'd love to, but I've given up."""