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Joke of the Day

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."

"Jesus take the veal take it from my plate cause I can't eat this on my own I let myself go this maybe my last chance in my fight against obesity Jesus take the veal"

"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"

"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"

"What I hated about church as a kid was.. all the standing up, and sitting, and the knelling I had to do. I just wish the priest would pick a position and fuck me already."

"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"

"What did the rock say when he had to leave his girlfriend for a long time? I pumice I'll come back soon!"

"How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way -- unique up on him."

"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"

"What's the password to Forest Gumps laptop? 1forest1"