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Joke of the Day
"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."
Next Joke
"If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes."
"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."
"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."
"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"
"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"
"Two blondes standing either side of a river, the first blonde shouts to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" the other replies ""You're on the other side, stupid!"""
"Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors."
"Why do Chicken Coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan. *slaps knee*"
"Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa."