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Joke of the Day
"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."
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"last I dreamed.... I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted."
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. EDIT: LADDER. I MEANT LADDER."
"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"
"Astronauts favorite hangout The space bar"
"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""
"What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh"
"If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit."