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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"
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"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"
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"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."
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"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."
"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."
"I mentioned my back pain to my dad in passing today. His reply? ""At least it's all behind you."""
"Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children"
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