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Joke of the Day
"How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!"
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"If a mime performs in the forest, and nobody is there to see him, it's all for the best."
"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"What do you do with dead chemists? Barium"
"I've stopped dating this girl I met at the Diabetes Camp. Turns out she isn't really my type."
"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."
"Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? She couldn't hold her licker."
"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."
"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."
"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."