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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"

"I hear the moon is a pretty boring place... There's absolutely no atmosphere"

"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."

"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"

"What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !"

"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."

"What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father."