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Joke of the Day
"If Apple releases a car... will it have Windows?"
Next Joke
"I was on the exercise bike for almost 30 minutes just now. It was pretty easy. Tomorrow I may even try using the pedals."
"My new Muslim Girlfriend keeps talking about a blow-job. I don't know whether to get my cock out or to warn London transport.........."
"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."
"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"
"My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more."
"I told that woman smoking isn't good for the baby. She said ""I know, I've been trying to get him to quit"""
"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"
"Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull? Twigs!"
"I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie"